(Source: puchidol, via cognitariat)

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

(via moderatelyunpopular)

Timestamp: 1413860925

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

(via moderatelyunpopular)

nerdslayer666:

these two blogs have done the impossible by taking history’s most horrific political movement and making it even worse. If hitler had a grave he’d be rolling in it and I think that’s beautiful

(via aloepusher)

Timestamp: 1413848066

nerdslayer666:

these two blogs have done the impossible by taking history’s most horrific political movement and making it even worse. If hitler had a grave he’d be rolling in it and I think that’s beautiful

(via aloepusher)

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

(via floatingstrange)

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(Source: 666clit, via animalsdontpayattentioninschool)

continuants:

spookytheferret:

Spooky sleeps a little stupid sometimes.

fact: the one french phrase that stuck with me from 5 years of study was ne presse pas mon fûret. don’t squeeze my ferret. lOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS LIL GUY IS

Timestamp: 1413832536

continuants:

spookytheferret:

Spooky sleeps a little stupid sometimes.

fact: the one french phrase that stuck with me from 5 years of study was ne presse pas mon fûret. don’t squeeze my ferret. lOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS LIL GUY IS

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

(via bitchturtle)

Timestamp: 1413832513

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

(via bitchturtle)

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

  • boy: i hate being poor
  • grandpa: were going to the fun factory
  • mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

markrosewater:

"Tales from the Pit" #881

Timestamp: 1413815538

markrosewater:

"Tales from the Pit" #881

autistichatchworth:

Ah you’re watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons

(via catfishsteve)

donnerpartyofone:

maybe i DO hate music.

(via slow-riot)

Timestamp: 1413815410

donnerpartyofone:

maybe i DO hate music.

(via slow-riot)

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  • Trackname:

    Anyone Else But You
  • Artist:

    The Moldy Peaches
  • Album:

    Juno OST